Hindi Serials; Total Crap!

Hon. didn't we watch this part yesterday? 

How can anybody get hooked in to watch all these Hindi serial craps? I feel most of the viewers are those retards (half) and brain dead people (rest). Now…Now, I know most of you frisky fans of these crappy shows must be offended. Well, Boo hoo hoo. Like I’d care, for some dead holly cow.

Damn ….the story just doesn’t seem to be moving on. When will it end? Never…yeah that’s what I thought so too. And every actions got freaking music; walking music, eating music, crying music…even death’s got music for heaven’s sake. Just Lame …lame… lame!  I mean are the directors of these shows - some crack heads?      

What’s with, all these family members? They look just the same to me. May be I am drunk most of the time when I am forced to watch by my wife. Grandma, daughters, daughter in laws….every one of them are wearing some shitty make-ups. And to top the ridicule, they are sleeping wearing the same clothes and make-ups. How maddening is that?

Do I have to take a mad cow and visit the director’s home, to get a decent life like show? I hope not! Hello… can’t you guys make something atleast believable? Sometimes I wish that I were some kind of underground mafia, so that I can kidnap these shit head directors and kick them on their gruesome tenders for producing such whimsical shows.     

Hmm…If I am not drunk by now, I remember calling the viewers’ brain dead and retards right? Let me justify whether you approve or not. To watch these shows, one simply doesn’t have to use a brain. Yup folks, I said that right.  Oh ‘C’mon, even my jersey cow moves faster uphill than these so called serials. And with all these repeated flash backs and recaps- even my 80 years grandpa could picture the story, well that’s if he can still see, for crying out loud!  

“Now why are all house wives addicted to it?” wow man, who said that? Ah! Just my subconscious mind. It’s cool guys, I guess this local brew I am drinking is starting to hit me pretty good by now. Anyway back to the fatuous question.   Did I hear house wives? Oh yeah… so listen. Has the house wives got anything better to do than to sit all day and watch all the craps on the idiot box. Of course! And the stories and plots just fit them. So they are easily swept away by all these crappy shows.  Sorry guys got to take a dump. I guess ’ll have to continue some other time.  Now’s definitely not a good time.

(Everything I have written is all my own gumption. It shouldn’t have to offend anybody)